This is an easy one. Here's what you say.
" In 1775 we felt disconnected from our government. King George was making decisions for us but not giving us any say. So we gave him the biggest Tea party you'd ever seen.
We had to dress up like wild indians and we had to sneak around, and frankly = it was alot of fun. And we sent those british troops back to where they came, with a lot of help from the French navy and just a little luck and courage.
It seems to me that you have had both in your life. We do things that make us lucky. The best thing I've ever done is stand up against the partisans. Stand up against the people who want the maybe somewhat boring job of government to be some flashy, WWF thing happening all the time - and bring to your neighborhood the excitement of having the local TV news station report about how someone is going to put in a speed bump or something, because local citizens got the job done.
Never be afraid to be a fool for christ. Thats the way the founding fathers designed this country. The idiots on both sides of the aisle will stand up to try to take you down, they get paid to do nothing if the partisan bickering keeps going on.
Head out against those idiots that tell you your vote doesn't count. They stand their in front of you in their white coats and their polished smiles holding their statistics and their predictions and their ever increasing fees to advertise on TV coupled to their ever decreasing share of people like yourself, the huge dollars - quarter a billion here, quarter billion there - they want to make sure the whole world knows how happy your local TV station is to be a part of a big happy advertising family. But they can't sell you anything if the TV is off. And it is. Starve them out. Make it clear that if they're going to get your money, every single thing out of their mouth should be just like the words you would use to wake your daughter in the morning - you never know the dream - you just try to balance, and weigh each word - each position - give them all sides of the equation and let them decide. Let her wake up with a smile - your vivid stories and screen crawlers and banging graphics just make her head hurt.
Finally learn how to use a gun. The Democratic party is a party of fighting liberals. The last thing it needs is someone who is too gay to be able to defend their own country or themselves. The activity of firing a weapon, balancing it - the hand/eye coordination. The exercise. Teach it to your son and your daughter and keep the faith. Reform may just cost more than you think.
But ultimately go before your god knowing, as he did - that you will stretch your arms out and say 'I love my country this much'.. And not worry at night about if you're doing it just to line the pockets of some greedy rich guy. Some rich man somewhere greasing the skids of his corporate lobbyist pals. Buying his way in.
Everything is on the line, and the red states will take the hardest hit if you lose. The last thing you need to be is a partisan. "
Something like that.
